Sinner friends: A new church has been discovered. It preaches a strong and unwavering message. As strong and unwavering as any Westboro Baptist or Steven Anderson. In a slight change of approach, this e-church does not support misleading causes like suppression of same-sex equality, creationism and pro-choice. This e-church claims that all members have pastoral privilege and therefore can preach to the congregation whatever opinion they desire.
Sinner friends: This church concerns itself with equality, transcends the faithful and faithless and, most importantly, is open to heavy metal.
Sinner friends: Unfortunately this church struggles to exist and to this day does not have a decent website. Do not be discouraged for e-persecution is a sign of a path to salvation. The Lord will surely bless. Join the congregation-in-waiting in the churchychurch facebook group for now.
Sinner friends: Gnash your teeth and consider your leadership role in Churchychurch.
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